The Miracles of Our Great Founder, pt. XVII

George Washington Fights A Bengal Tiger On A Sinking Boat During A Hurricane, via BuzzFeed

As some of my readers may know that one of the Breaking Time's goals, among many, is to spread the Washingtonian Cult, the revelation that the founder of this great country was no mere mortal, but a God Among Us.

In the past, we, er, me have presented uplifting hymns to this effect. I am now greatly pleased to see that this revelation has spread to those talented in artwork, who now exalt the deeds of Venerable George. Lo, observe that the Britishers imported the most ferocious beast they could find to slay Washington, but using the Shaolin Flag-and-Saber techniques taught to him by Betsy Ross, he was able to send the creature to the dark, watery tomb that awaits all who serve Blighty.

So say we all.

Yeah, it's been a long day. Drinks, everyone?

Comments

[Claudia]

Ha. Ever been to Valley Forge? If not, go. It's pretty boggling, cult-wise. Much like visiting the Alamo.