Holy shit, there's a lot going on out there.
This post, gloriously, is concerned about none of it.
This post is about letting some steam off for a second and watching some utterly hilarious, random videos from around the internet.
There's Betty White. There's semi-literate gold prospectors with their own cable talk shows. Also, the muppets meet the Sex Pistols. And Pirates. Sodom-tastic pirates.